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Category: Quotations
I’m not so much interested…
I’m not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. -Will Rogers
A man that carries a cat…
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -Mark Twain
Half the world…
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. -Robert Frost
My doctor gave me six months to live…
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more. -Walter Matthau
If it weren’t for electricity…
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight. -George Gobol
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer…
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. -Milton Berle
Most people like hard work…
Most people like hard work, particularly when they are paying for it. -Elbert Hubbard
You can go anywhere…
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. -Unknown
The man who can smile when things go wrong
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. -Robert Bloch
What the world needs…
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. -Oscar Levant
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